SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT...

 

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped over the cordless phone.

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were committed around the home, she moved.

It took her months to figure out she could use her AM radio at night.

She was staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "concentrate"

She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

She told me to meet her at the corner of WALK & DON'T WALK.

When she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around & went home.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

Under education on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

She studied for a blood test and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

She sold her car so she would have gas money.

She looked into a box of Cheerio's and said, "OH, LOOK!!  Donut seeds!!"

She had to leave her job at the pharmacy because she couldn't fit the prescription bottle in the typewriter.

What's the definition of "eternity?"   4 blondes at a 4-way stop

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?   An air pocket.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?    A whine cellar.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?    "This goes in front."

Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?  She thought she'd have to draw blood.

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